To Whom it May Concern:
Despite some rumors to the contrary, probably some accidently self-propagated, I am not quitting my job immediately and returning to Emporia asap. I am, however, planning on moving back to Emporia the last week of May and sharing an apartment with my sister Rachel. I no longer share an apartment with my brother Jarom and am currently taking up residence on my parent's couch. Or to be more precise, the floor next to their couch because their couch freaking blows for sleeping on. No, I am not engaged nor have I come anywhere close to being engaged. At all. I have lost some weight, but not enough to be terribly noticeable or cause for much celebration. Especially celebrations that include lots of cheese dip and Dr. Pepper. I am not in nursing school, although I was considering it at one time. I may or may not be returning to school next fall, depending on how hard I fail in life after abandoning all my principles, real and imagined, to damn myself to a land flowing with prarie dogs and termites. However, the rumor that I use lots of run-on sentences is absolutely true and is being proven to this day.
Ciao,
Roberto